The episode starts with SpongeBob having a karate seation with Sandy, and Sandy karate-chops SpongeBob flying into someone's patato salad that they have been making for 3 days, and then SpongeBob gets hit by the chops and lands behind one of the fish in the line. He explains that they're going into the Salty Spitoon, the roughtest, toughest, thing, ever to hit the seven seas, "only the baddest of the bad could get in." So then SpongeBob tries to get in, Reg pointed to him that he belongs in Weenie Hut Jr's, this makes SpongeBob determined to get in. SpongeBob later gets an idea, after hearing what the 2 other customers said, SpongeBob and Patrick fake a fight, until Patrick gets beat up by invisable fists, and then Reg thinks he's eligeble to enter the Salty Spitoon, SpongeBob later was found out to tripped on an ice cube.
He is in the hospital, and it ends with the doctor saying SpongeBob belongs in Weenie Hut General.